(Source: blackroseparadise, via allisonimagining)
Hey guys it’s Gerard. Today I got to titratate the crap out of lab for 2 hours.
This makes me seems as if my name is Gerard….
(via chanceandcoincidence)
But you’re all a bunch of hipsters so you don’t even know what Facebook is.
So my iphone has forsaken me. I lost him Thursday and I still haven’t found him. He’s probably been raped, abandoned by the side of the road with his little sim card hanging on for dear life and all his internal settings destroyed.
Note to self: The Find My Phone app is good for nothing.
I miss him.
| Mom: | You know? Black people... Um you kids call them.... the.. the gecko! |
| Me: | .... You mean the ghetto? |
| Mom: | Right! Black people are the ghetto! |
| Me: | They can't be..... You know what, never mind. |